Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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