I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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