Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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