I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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