Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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