I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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