found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize