we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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