i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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