Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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