Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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