i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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