the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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