Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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