I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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