Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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