Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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