it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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