Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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