theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
