I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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