there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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