I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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