Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
