After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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