Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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