absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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