I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Randomize
