I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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