I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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