playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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