i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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