rhymes with "ouble enetration"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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