Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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