once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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