maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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