You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
