i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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