ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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