is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I wish i was in the wii world.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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