Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
