I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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