Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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