i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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