I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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