Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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