just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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