I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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