Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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