Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom

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(815): View more from Illinois

Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

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(847): View more from Illinois

what did you hear about me?

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that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

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that was hard to say and not laugh

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes

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(347): View more from New York

i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

(404): View more from Georgia

sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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(530): View more from California

i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome

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(708): View more from Illinois

The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman

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(716): View more from New York

Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed

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