i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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