She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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