oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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